Really. You use a free WordPress template to save some time, and they make you create all these pages that you don't want to create.
Either that, or you have to actually hunt down the code to change the links, and I'M' just not that motivated yet.
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"Isms. Don't believe in them. Can't believe without them." - I'M'
Author Archive
Friday, August 15th, 2008
Environmental Schism
Environmentalism, or Environmental– schism?
Mother Earth is worried.
The small minority of Her children who care deeply about Her are warring. The noble plans of one group vie with the dreams and visions of another. It is no longer us against them, rather, it has become us against us. Schism arises.
This makes Mother Earth sad.
She is [...]
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Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
Math Kills: a Public Service Announcement
Starting out, math always seems like fun and games. “Just try it. If you don’t like it you can quit.” But math abuse has dangerous consequences:
Math damages the brain’s social communication cortex.
Math causes failing eyesight, hair loss, and metabolic changes- both corpulence and cachexia are associated.
Math addiction destroys relationships through loss of libido, isolationism [...]
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Sunday, April 27th, 2008
Amateurism
Amateurism is funny just because it seems like it would have very little opportunity for use. Usually someone accuses another person of BEING an amateur, not of exhibiting amateuristic qualities or of displaying amateurism. It just seems funny that the word exists when there appears to be so little use for it.
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Saturday, April 26th, 2008
Ism Quip: Bipedalism
Don’t get me started on bipedalism.
It’s bad enough to be caught fiddling with children once, but twice? Throw away the key I say.
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
Ism Quip: Dogmatism
Dogmatism has dogged civilization since the first dog was a puppy. Dogmatism is dog gone hard to overcome, no matter how dogged one is in trying. Dogmatism is not our best ideological friend.
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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
Meisms: life is damn interesting in this brain
I think I’ve got a brilliant mind because it never seems to stop thinking.
I’ve always got things running through my head, whether it’s inane, ridiculous thoughts or introspective ideas seeking the basis for things I do.
I’ve always thought this and I haven’t had much luck finding people that ‘play’ as many games as [...]
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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
Meisms: Short and Boring
Karen from Connecticut is getting wild and crazy with the Meism project:
Karen in CT: I graduated summa cum laude from my college!
Now, I must admit: your host I’M’ most decidedly DID NOT graduate summa cum laude from college. In fact, I was quite happy just to graduate!
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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
Meisms: Michael from Oklahoma
I am Michael from Oklahoma.
Stretching forth my fingers, I touched the ground and for a moment held the entire world in the palm of my hand.
I am me, and if I wasn’t me and I saw me from across the room I would want to meet me. And once I had, would long to [...]
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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
Activism
Activism. It’s good to stand for something, better to do something. But, there is always that “one guy.” You know them. The Active Activist. This guy is the one with the paste colored Ford Pinto that is being held together with myriad bumper stickers of touchy topics of the day, old 60’s clichés and sun [...]
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Monday, April 21st, 2008
Sean from GA
Hey! I’m Sean and I live in Milledgeville Georgia, where the town is so flippin’ small, you can walk around it in less than an hour.
But I’m so smart, I’m writing a book about what it takes to be successful in Life!
Being here in this Ridiculously small town has taught me how to [...]