Meisms

"Isms. Don't believe in them; can't believe without 'em!"


I think I’ve got a brilliant mind because it never seems to stop thinking.

I’ve always got things running through my head, whether it’s inane, ridiculous thoughts or introspective ideas seeking the basis for things I do.

I’ve always thought this and I haven’t had much luck finding people that ‘play’ as many games as I do during my day-to-day life just to keep their brain busy.

I constantly count things around me, keep track of the most menial things, make bets against myself on things I can hardly control.

Sometimes it’s tiring, but life is damn interesting in this brain, let me tell ya.

Jay, central California, USA

Karen from Connecticut is getting wild and crazy with the Meism project:

Karen in CT: I graduated summa cum laude from my college!

Now, I must admit: your host I’M’ most decidedly DID NOT graduate summa cum laude from college. In fact, I was quite happy just to graduate!

I am Michael from Oklahoma.

Stretching forth my fingers, I touched the ground and for a moment held the entire world in the palm of my hand.

I am me, and if I wasn’t me and I saw me from across the room I would want to meet me. And once I had, would long to be me.

Ahhh - a true Meism!

Hey! I’m Sean and I live in Milledgeville Georgia, where the town is so flippin’ small, you can walk around it in less than an hour.

But I’m so smart, I’m writing a book about what it takes to be successful in Life!

Being here in this Ridiculously small town has taught me how to deal with people and life! I know everything there is to know about being successful! I’ll just force me religious views on you! :P But I’ll take all the credit!

hi,I am prakash ,an indian from a holy city on river godavari.i live in Cult of” I”i am the part of the almighty god and you too are the same.i being the one to realise the cosmic truth of the universe before you,i m worshipable by virtu. i havelove and forgivenessfullnes for all and i adore my self in me.

we all are mortals but i msure i m hindu-atman or the soul and donot have beginning or end.iam every thing !

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My name is Christy and I am from the Midwest.

You should worship my brilliant mind because graduated college with a 4.0 in software engineering.

Also, I have already been around the world by my mid-20s for business. Places I have traveled include: Russia, Brazil, Ireland, UK, Germany, Singapore, and China.

I was the only software engineer sent to get the software working and running at our new production sites and to fix problems at other sites.

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My name is Leigh, and I live in central Florida.

First, because I LIVE in Florida, I’m already more intelligent than folks in 49 other states and most of the world in general.

Also, if YOU are looking for information on ME…want to know about ME…..ask for data on ME, then that indicates that you realize the world does not revolve around YOU, but it does revolve around everybody else….

I am a stranger….and to you, just a “concept”….I can “BE” whoever I want to be…

I am everyone that you are not….You don’t know me, so I can represent every individual that has what you do not have, someone who has been where you have not been, and a person that does what you can not do…..

I have the freedom to be THE friggin’ GENIUS….

How would you know I’m not??

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My name is Goddess Diva Queen and you shoudk worship me because I told you too - you little maggot. You should be grateful to be in my presence.

I suppose we never worshiped a Goddess for her spelling…

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I am Sarah. I am from Boston. I am a genius.

Why? Why am I a genius? You should not have to ask WHY, because it is evident. I mean, I’m a house-hold name. I suppose, of course, that I should expect that of you - you people of a lesser intellect. You having to question everything.

You see, I have discovered the reason. THE reason. The reason we are all here, the reason I am who I am (better than you) and the reason you are who you are.

What is this reason? I have discovered that, the reason we are all here is:

Pie.

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You should all worship JOHN because I am a genius.

You puny mortals ask for proof?

Well how’s this. I went to MIT and am now a security guard where I sit at a desk and use mechanical turk to make more money because real jobs are for suckers. I am also a virgin because women cause all men’s problems. Follow my lead and your life too could be paradise.

Mwa ha ha!

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