Meisms

"Isms. Don't believe in them; can't believe without 'em!"


I predicted, while George W. Bush was still governor of Texas and seeking the Republican nomination, that if he would get the nomination and become POTUS, America would fing itself in a war within that 4-year mandate. I was only 1/2 wrong, we’re in 2 wars.

–Terri, in France.

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Samantha, NC

I’m a genius, I’ve been often told i’m an old soul. My knowledge of computers, technology and all of the current gidgets and gadgets amaze people, but i’m merely a computer nerd. I can take apart a computer, put it back together- and do this all, more than likely with my eyes closed and hands tied behind my back.

Really, I’m a genuis!

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Because i am old and wise, i have lived through more $%%$$ than you can dream up.

I don’t know Old and Wise (sounds like Obi Wan Kenobi), I can dream up a lot of $%%$$!

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You are wonderful too — I just know it. Because recognizing, knowing and affirming the brilliance and magnificence of others is one of my special gifts.

I have several, as do you.

We’re all diamonds, dancing around on this planet, playing all kinds of fantastic games of ego and release.

Have a wonderful lifetime! I’m sure you deserve it as much as I do!!

I enjoyed thinking about the person who wrote this response; it is my favorite to date.

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I rule. Help me help you help yourself by buying my book.

I have incorporated all knowledge of mankind into my valuable system.

- Rudolph, Wester Chester, PA

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One day, I looked around and realized that 99.9% of the people I was interacting with were dumber than dirt.

So I decided to share my gifts with the world since other figures, i.e., Jesus, were remote in time and I was right here in Connecticut in the thrilling (apparently) USA.

So, Elaine, I said, (I mean, who else am I going to talk to?) write a book!

It may not help that 99.9% all that much, but I’ll be rich and therefore more cheerful which is a definite improvement and will aid world peace, according to the new agers who also fall into the 99.9%.

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At last the respect I deserve! (Although I thought it would come with slightly larger remuneration.)

I’m so brilliant that a star twinkles every time I have a good idea.

Ocean waves crash against the beach to applaud my works, and the trade winds are the inevitable exhale after the world’s reaction to one of my breathtaking feats on mental agility.

I’m also very humble…….

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What can you say about a person who limits their fabulousness to the following:

I can whistle with vibrato.

I have to say, I admire Gert’s tremulous brevity.

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“Tamara
Cleveland Ohio

My magnificent cranium, crowned by cascades of flowing auburn hair, is far superior to that of any other individual. I alone can, with a thought, banish or create any living or non-living thing. I think something and it becomes, and everyone else must only react to my actions. I am God.

Wait - I just woke up, and am only Tamara again.

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i m a good artist, i have produced a number of different creations, i have conducted 18 art feast till date. i m john from india

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