Thu 17 Apr 2008
A Leprechaun, a Werewolf, a Pony, and a Duck
Posted by Blue under Goofisms
You wake up in your undergarments on a splintery wooden floor. A leprechaun, a werewolf, a pony, and a duck are all staring down at you. “This is your last chance,” snarls the werewolf. “Tell me what it looks like and where it is or you’re hamburger! And I’m not answering any more of your stupid questions!”
You have no idea what he’s talking about, but the blood and drool coming off of his giant, gore-covered fangs and the eager, unhappy looks on his companion’s faces convince you he means business, so you better come up with something good, and quick. What do you say?
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June 22nd, 2008 at 6:08 am
It’s big, it’s round, it’s coming up in the East, and you’re toast!
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:26 am
lol - good one!
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 am
It’s small, shiny and in a place you only wish you could be…
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:20 am
It shines like a silver dollar and it’s right behind you.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 am
It is tiny, red and smells like a moth and i kept it in my garage.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:49 am
::points at the duck:: Its about the same size as him… ::points at pony:: Its about the same color as him… ::points at leprechaun:: And he knows where it is.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:25 am
If you let me go, I’ll give you a million dollars. I’m rich! And from the looks of your hairy belly, dude, you should NOT indulge in any rich food!
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:02 am
I’d tell him the first thing that came to mind: It’s large and pink with three legs. It lost its fourth leg in an accident. He doesn’t like to talk about it. I last saw him about four miles away in the woods, heading north. He seemed upset. I had nothing to do with it. I don’t know him very well. You’d better hurry, though, because he was moving fast. I couldn’t tell you this earlier because he drugged me with his blood (the accident, remember?) All in all, it was a very strange experience. By the way, the blood was pretty tasty, so you’d better get going. Can anyone give me directions to the nearest village???
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:22 am
This is of course, all the leprechaun’s fault. He has made it invisible, because he’s trying to trick you, werewolf. The duck and the pony look all innocent, but there in cohoots with him. It is at the end of a circular track. But that doesn’t really help…OH Look! The leprauchan has it in his pocket! Did you see it twitch!? ::RUN::
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:49 am
It looks like those rainbow colored bullets with the silver tips that leprechaun is handing handing to that pony with the gun in his mouth and his teeth on the trigger why does that duck have on my clothes and walking away with that suitcase,ask the duck…and soon as he turn to look i cold cock him with the salami log he was asking about.
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
It looks like a duck, walks like a duck, so it must be - a duck
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
It looks like an asshole and it’s standing right next to a leprechaun, a pony, and a duck.
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I think I must have left it in my pants. If you wait right here, I’ll go check real quick and bring it back to you. Okay?
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
You just ate it….
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
It is white with green frosting shamrocks on it. And it is at the park, by the duck pond. And if you don’t get their quick the kids will get tired of waiting for the pony rides and will eat it all up.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:41 am
It’s white and long and I put it in with the rest of the wash, but it never came out.
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:01 am
It is buried in the back yard of my neighbor.
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:48 am
It’s pink and fluffy, and the last time I saw it, it was under the leprechaun’s pants!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:43 am
It looks sort of like the leprechaun, only its taller, and it has a female sounding voice and it’s hiding behind the pony. So it must be your mom
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
It is blank and white and read all over, you can find it in all the US.
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
“Where’s the Beef” It seems to me, it must be a big, fat cow because you are hungry for a hamburger. Surely you know by now that the pony, the duck and the leprechaun are beef. I believe it’s probably in a pasture (if it is not still jumping over the moon!)
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
It’s in a box! With a picture of your leprechaun on it… okay? And… and… there are these little tiny marshmallows in it. I swear I didn’t take it, I bought it! From General Mills!
June 24th, 2008 at 12:00 am
It’s a ludcid green, jelly-like material. Not quite as slick as slime but not as thick as jello.It’s still too slippery to hold in your hands for long.If you drop it onto a hard surface it’ll spread, as if it were going to separate into two parts but it almost as quickly retracts into a sphere.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
June 24th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Why are you wasting your time with me? We need to team up, and bbq that duck!!!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
It looks like your too late i already got my period
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
It looks like a manatee and it is located in a big glass tank in Key West.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
A rainbowed colored pony with webbed feet….he IS your son!
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I say it’s very scary and mean looking thats why I have been hiding on the floor in case it comes back. I know nothing about it except it is very frightening. It left here a few hours ago went far far away, please leave here now and go try to catch it before it returns. Please just keep looking and looking, don’t come back until you find it.
Thank God they leave! It can come out now, it’s so cute and fluffy I couldn’t let them find it or stay here and harm me. Now could I?
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
So is this all you’ve got? You’ll need something more to make me talk. You don’t realize the power you have unleashed in me. If you leave now, I wll let you all live. If not, you all take your chances especially you duck. I am feeling a little hungry and I like duck tar tar.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Well my answer is simple since I have no Idea what he is talking about and am most likely hamburger anyway I should have some fun with him.
“It’s polka-dotted in pink and purple and is located under the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. ask the leprechaun he can tell you. he has it and doesn’t want you to know. Leprechauns can’t be trusted, you know.”
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
It’s all white, covered in open sores, and has red eyes. It’s at your sister’s house right now!
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I dont understand why it is me and not the Leprechaun you are questioning about this matter. Its obvious he is hiding it..Let me up and I will lead you to it…but alas I am weary and will need to ride the pony..You werewolf are superhuman and can run fast. The lepreachan must stay with you for if you loose him you will be granted no more wishes…The duck can stay here, and we can feast when we return…with that you are released and given permission that you ride on the pony…with that you take off and make it back to the town where the townspeople are already standing with there crude pitchforks and guns loaded with silver bullets to kill the werewolf.
I’d tell him the first thing that came to mind: It’s large and pink with three legs. It lost its fourth leg in an accident. He doesn’t like to talk about it. I last saw him about four miles away in the woods, heading north. He seemed upset. I had nothing to do with it. I don’t know him very well. You’d better hurry, though, because he was moving fast. I couldn’t tell you this earlier because he drugged me with his blood (the accident, remember?) All in all, it was a very strange experience. By the way, the blood was pretty tasty, so you’d better get going. Can anyone give me directions to the nearest village???
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 pm
It looks like I’m toast so the butter is in the fridge
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I say, good ol werewolf, you must remember, you can only see what it looks like and where it is, if you close your eyes and hold them closed for 1 minute. This will start the transformation that will let you see. Being the dumb animals they are, they closed their eyes and I ran out the back. After a minute the werewolf realized he was fooled and ate the pony and the duck, he spared the leprechaun and they went out for strippers with the pot of gold.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Ummm…. well Mr. Werewolf it’s big, really big. It is green, I bet you like green Mr. Leprechun. It’s hot so be careful when you pick it up. It’s covered in fur, green fur and is wearing a silver hat. It has feathers as well I bet you like that Mr. Duck, and a Tail just like yours Mr. Pony. The location is hard to pin down, but I think I remember. Oh yeah I remember. It’s in Bakers woods right across the way from the old steel mill. Once you’re in Bakers woods there will be a fork in the forest, go to your right. Walk for 5 miles, you will then come to a stream, get in the stream and walk across it. You will come to an old abandoned house and it is located in a giant safe. The code is 45-60-03, once you open the safe an alarm will sound. So you must take it and run as fast as you can! And remember that it is big and hot so be careful when you pick it up.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I first saw it over by the edge of the woods, I went closer to inspect it and that is the last I remember except, for seeing a little bit of green, hearing a quacking noise and then hooves hitting the ground as it ran away.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
It’s white and long and I put it in with the rest of the wash, but it never came out.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Long, a little stalking and blondish. Becareful though it spits!
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
It’s in my anal cavity and if you give me ten minutes I can get it for you! Then I run into the bathroom and make a mad dash out the window.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
It looks like the leprechaun’s gold, it smells like the werewolf’s breath, it has a tail like the pony’s and it’s stuck in the duck’s butt.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
So you get a duck and you think your a badass huh, ok i’ll tell. the video of you and the leprechaun is in the pony’s ass.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I was about to give the answer, but I dropped my flashlight, and we were all eaten by a grue.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
It looks like a gigantic tooth brush and it’s sitting in my gynecologist’s office right now!
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Fine i’ll tell you everything but you have to go away and never come back once i tell you. OK they all say. it’s small, so small that only the best of eyes can see it and it moves fast….fast as lighting. your going to have to be fast to catch it. And you know if you stand still long enough you can hear it. You can find it when the moon is full, at the end of a rainbow and at the bottom of the pond in the dark forest. when the light hits it just right it will flicker silver and gold. the moment has to be just right before it reveals itself to you. be on your journey and if you can’t fnd it don’t come back for i’ve answered all of your questions.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
It’s in the kitchen in the cupboard in a jar, BUT watch for the cat or he’ll jump on you back, and the dog by door, if you give a minute I’ll let you have what’s in it..
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
It is the silver bullet inside the pot of gold at the bottom of the duck pond in the middle of the horse pasture.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Okay, the object that you are looking for is hidden inside of the storage buildings at Fort Ord in Monterey, California. Inside the storage buildings, you will find a set of olive green, rectangular-shaped boxes with a slight concave. The one in the front is the one you are looking for. To open it, insert the little metallic key into the upper right corner and then press the attached button. The case will open revealing the object that you are looking for.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I quickly reached into my pocket and produced a giant piece of dark brown rock. Misty images from what seemed a weird dream or a bad acid trip formed in my head.
This, this is it! An ancient Mesopotamian horned devil stick figure traveled through time. He landed in the middle of my bathtub last night, I gasped.
While he loofah’d my back and blew tiny bubbles with the foam from my body wash; he told me that this was sacred and that all I had to do was keep it safe until his return. It’s some sort of natural gas element that could end the fuel crisis. If I hand it over to you, I may compromise the entire future of mankind and forceful public transportation! He said he will be back in less than a fortnight. I dont even know what a fortnight is! But he’s coming back and…and… I stammered trying to recall the drunken night before to appease the group with the story that may save my life.
The werewolf, pony and duck all looked to the leprechaun for some direction. The leprechaun flipped a gold coin then bashed me over the head with his shalalee stick. I woke many hours later to find the rock missing but a piece of dried duck poop in my hand.
July 5th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I say “It’s the long, neon pink pipe in my sock drawer. You have GOT to try this stuff!”