Comments on: A Leprechaun, a Werewolf, a Pony, and a Duck

By: Melanie

Melanie — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:21:37 +0000

I say “It’s the long, neon pink pipe in my sock drawer. You have GOT to try this stuff!”

By: sugerman

sugerman — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:55:12 +0000

I quickly reached into my pocket and produced a giant piece of dark brown rock. Misty images from what seemed a weird dream or a bad acid trip formed in my head.

This, this is it! An ancient Mesopotamian horned devil stick figure traveled through time. He landed in the middle of my bathtub last night, I gasped.

While he loofah’d my back and blew tiny bubbles with the foam from my body wash; he told me that this was sacred and that all I had to do was keep it safe until his return. It’s some sort of natural gas element that could end the fuel crisis. If I hand it over to you, I may compromise the entire future of mankind and forceful public transportation! He said he will be back in less than a fortnight. I dont even know what a fortnight is! But he’s coming back and…and… I stammered trying to recall the drunken night before to appease the group with the story that may save my life.

The werewolf, pony and duck all looked to the leprechaun for some direction. The leprechaun flipped a gold coin then bashed me over the head with his shalalee stick. I woke many hours later to find the rock missing but a piece of dried duck poop in my hand.

By: Ray

Ray — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:54:30 +0000

Okay, the object that you are looking for is hidden inside of the storage buildings at Fort Ord in Monterey, California. Inside the storage buildings, you will find a set of olive green, rectangular-shaped boxes with a slight concave. The one in the front is the one you are looking for. To open it, insert the little metallic key into the upper right corner and then press the attached button. The case will open revealing the object that you are looking for.

By: otl

otl — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:54:04 +0000

It is the silver bullet inside the pot of gold at the bottom of the duck pond in the middle of the horse pasture.

By: kit

kit — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:53:40 +0000

It’s in the kitchen in the cupboard in a jar, BUT watch for the cat or he’ll jump on you back, and the dog by door, if you give a minute I’ll let you have what’s in it..

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:53:17 +0000

Fine i’ll tell you everything but you have to go away and never come back once i tell you. OK they all say. it’s small, so small that only the best of eyes can see it and it moves fast….fast as lighting. your going to have to be fast to catch it. And you know if you stand still long enough you can hear it. You can find it when the moon is full, at the end of a rainbow and at the bottom of the pond in the dark forest. when the light hits it just right it will flicker silver and gold. the moment has to be just right before it reveals itself to you. be on your journey and if you can’t fnd it don’t come back for i’ve answered all of your questions.

By: JRo

JRo — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:52:53 +0000

It looks like a gigantic tooth brush and it’s sitting in my gynecologist’s office right now!

By: kjunkev

kjunkev — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:52:29 +0000

I was about to give the answer, but I dropped my flashlight, and we were all eaten by a grue.

By: Chris S

Chris S — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:52:07 +0000

So you get a duck and you think your a badass huh, ok i’ll tell. the video of you and the leprechaun is in the pony’s ass.

By: west

west — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:51:36 +0000

It looks like the leprechaun’s gold, it smells like the werewolf’s breath, it has a tail like the pony’s and it’s stuck in the duck’s butt.