Don’t, Use, Commas

The publishing world is facing a crisis: a worldwide ink shortage caused by the overuse of commas in newspapers and periodicals. It’s up to you to educate the public about this tragic situation and propose a comma-elimination solution. Write an article telling your readers how to conserve as much ink as possible. Use the word “footstool” at least three times and remember–no commas!

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