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		<title>By: sarahsarahsarahss</title>
		<link>http://www.ismmania.com/goofisms/hair-topiary/comment-page-1/#comment-193</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Since hair is covering our bodies in this year, my hair would be sticking straight out all over as if i had plates of hair, but there would be (starting at my neck) a big &quot;plate&quot; of hair, then under a small &quot;plate&quot; so the small one is sticking out less. The pattern would keep going and would indicate power and coolness. The hair from my face up to head would be swiped up in a teardrop shape. This coarse body hair we have grown in the future is thick but able to be shaped however we like.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since hair is covering our bodies in this year, my hair would be sticking straight out all over as if i had plates of hair, but there would be (starting at my neck) a big &#8220;plate&#8221; of hair, then under a small &#8220;plate&#8221; so the small one is sticking out less. The pattern would keep going and would indicate power and coolness. The hair from my face up to head would be swiped up in a teardrop shape. This coarse body hair we have grown in the future is thick but able to be shaped however we like.</p>
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		<title>By: khushe</title>
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		<dc:creator>khushe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I will have long hair in 2450. The hair would be used by women to cover their breasts. They could be draped around instead of tucking them on our heads.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I will have long hair in 2450. The hair would be used by women to cover their breasts. They could be draped around instead of tucking them on our heads.</p>
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		<title>By: Mary G</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mary G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We will have devised so many ways to rid oneself of hair that smooth and bald will be the new sexy. Those who let their hair grow will be seen as rebelling against the status quo. The truly unique will be partially bald but have strategically designed messages written on their scalp.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We will have devised so many ways to rid oneself of hair that smooth and bald will be the new sexy. Those who let their hair grow will be seen as rebelling against the status quo. The truly unique will be partially bald but have strategically designed messages written on their scalp.</p>
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		<title>By: Rollicking Rita</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rollicking Rita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In 2450 I will go to Bloomingdale&#039;s to have my hair cut into adjustable and conservative styles that resemble the clothing Bloomingdales used to sell.  My styles would include an office version, an evening version, a lounging version, and a beach version.  I would grow some areas of hair longer so that they could fashion extensions for when I need a &quot;special&quot; look or create a shawl for a dramatic evening wrap.  

In place of tattoos punks will go to the barber shop and have multiple designs shaved into their hair.  No need to worry then about removal or getting bored of a tatoo, just wait till it grows out and start over.

Extreme punks will shave all their facial and body hair, don 3-piece suits, put on ties, carry leather brief cases, and cut their head hair into a short retro style - reminiscent of when there used to be a Wall Street.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 2450 I will go to Bloomingdale&#8217;s to have my hair cut into adjustable and conservative styles that resemble the clothing Bloomingdales used to sell.  My styles would include an office version, an evening version, a lounging version, and a beach version.  I would grow some areas of hair longer so that they could fashion extensions for when I need a &#8220;special&#8221; look or create a shawl for a dramatic evening wrap.  </p>
<p>In place of tattoos punks will go to the barber shop and have multiple designs shaved into their hair.  No need to worry then about removal or getting bored of a tatoo, just wait till it grows out and start over.</p>
<p>Extreme punks will shave all their facial and body hair, don 3-piece suits, put on ties, carry leather brief cases, and cut their head hair into a short retro style &#8211; reminiscent of when there used to be a Wall Street.</p>
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		<title>By: Suresh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Suresh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In 2450 my hair will be totally gone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 2450 my hair will be totally gone.</p>
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		<title>By: Silly Sally</title>
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		<dc:creator>Silly Sally</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the year 2450 my hair will be cut in the shape of a cat, I am really not sure why. It is just the first thing that came to my mind. I do not even like cats. Oh well who knows maybe it will be stylish and interesting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the year 2450 my hair will be cut in the shape of a cat, I am really not sure why. It is just the first thing that came to my mind. I do not even like cats. Oh well who knows maybe it will be stylish and interesting.</p>
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