No Child Left Behind

You are hired as a speech writer for the President of the United States. Your first assignment is to write a paragraph affirming the President’s commitment to public education. Before you can put pen to paper, however, an aide pulls you aside and lets you in on a little secret: the President can’t read any words that are longer than one syllable. What do you write?

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