Polly Want a…WHAT?

You’ve inherited a parrot whose previous owner was deaf and mute. It will be up to you to teach your new friend his first words, but your heart isn’t in it because your sweetie says you’re lazy and bad in bed and that this isn’t working out. You come upon the idea that the parrot’s first words might be your saving grace. What are the first ten words or phrases you want your parrot to learn?

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