Vandalism

Here’s another ism opinion:

vandalism is funny when you are the vandal and you are vandalizing someone you don’t like, such as throwing eggs at an old girlfriend’s car. But when it happens to you, there is nothing funny about vandalism!

Well, I’ve never thrown eggs at an old girlfriend’s car, but I did knock my ex-girlfriend’s propane tank off its cement blocks…

…but that was while we were still dating, and it was an accident. I left my car in neutral without the emergency break on, and it rolled down their driveway into the tank.

Had I been brave and witty in my youth, I would have promptly shaved my hair into a Mohawk and insisted I knocked the tank off on purpose.

Instead I freaked out. Some vandal I turned out to be.