One day, I looked around and realized that 99.9% of the people I was interacting with were dumber than dirt.
So I decided to share my gifts with the world since other figures, i.e., Jesus, were remote in time and I was right here in Connecticut in the thrilling (apparently) USA.
So, Elaine, I said, (I mean, who else am I going to talk to?) write a book!
It may not help that 99.9% all that much, but I’ll be rich and therefore more cheerful which is a definite improvement and will aid world peace, according to the new agers who also fall into the 99.9%.
Wondering what the hell this post is about? Here’s a brief introduction to the Meism Project.
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