I’m a friggin’ genius because I can tell whether a song is Clapton, Pink Floyd, or UFO just from a couple of guitar licks. I have a Master’s degree in Botany and know more about duckweed than any human being should. Bow down and breathe in the photosynthetic biproduct of the duckweed.

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