You should all worship JOHN because I am a genius.
You puny mortals ask for proof?
Well how’s this. I went to MIT and am now a security guard where I sit at a desk and use mechanical turk to make more money because real jobs are for suckers. I am also a virgin because women cause all men’s problems. Follow my lead and your life too could be paradise.
Mwa ha ha!
Wondering what the hell this post is about? Here’s a brief introduction to the Meism Project.
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