I am Sarah. I am from Boston. I am a genius.

Why? Why am I a genius? You should not have to ask WHY, because it is evident. I mean, I’m a house-hold name. I suppose, of course, that I should expect that of you - you people of a lesser intellect. You having to question everything.

You see, I have discovered the reason. THE reason. The reason we are all here, the reason I am who I am (better than you) and the reason you are who you are.

What is this reason? I have discovered that, the reason we are all here is:

Pie.

Wondering what the hell this post is about? Here’s a brief introduction to the Meism Project.