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		<title>Stop Gravity Before It Stops You!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are the president of the National Society to Combat Gravity and today is Gravity Awareness Day. Explain to the public why gravity is a serious risk to life as we know it and what the average citizen can do to help fight the terrible effects of gravity.

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		<title>Revenge in the Mall!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You duck into the bathroom just before closing time at the mall. When you come out, you discover that the mall has closed early and you&#8217;re locked in for the night. While looking for a way out, you find an unlocked service hallway that surprisingly gives you employee access to the most expensive jewelry store [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pirates vs. Ninjas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have been caught in the middle of a skirmish between a band of scurvy pirates and a gang of ruthless, stealthy ninjas. They have decided to settle their disagreement by &#8220;letting&#8221; you select the winners. Unfortunately, the losers will probably make you walk the plan or throw a death star into your throat. What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aliens and MP3s</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humankind is in terrible danger. Aliens from a distant galaxy are about to wipe out the human race with the help of portable mp3 players. At great personal risk, you&#8217;ve spent the last six months spying on the aliens and have discovered that they are on the verge of launching a massive attack. Now it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Butterflies: Benign or Bad?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 23:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a serious rift in the entomology community. Half the learned scientists believe that butterflies are beautiful, innocent flying insects. The other half believe that they are evil alien invaders who have come to take over the world. Only you, the head of the Entomology Society, can resolve this dispute. Which side do you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hair Topiary</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The future year is 2450. Humans no longer wear clothes, tattoos, jewelry, or body piercings.  The only way we have to express ourselves is to cut our hair &#8211; which has once more covered our bodies &#8211; to resemble certain objects, much like shrubbery trimmed into the shape of animals.  Put on your future visioning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caught in Your Underwear!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know those horrible dreams where you&#8217;re standing in front of all your co-workers wearing nothing but ratty underwear? Well, this time it isn&#8217;t a dream! You wake up to find you really have come to work in nothing but distressed boxers. How did you get into this situation and how on earth do you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rationing Tampons</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 12:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a cotton shortage, and everyone is scrambling to conserve. While most people have decided to forego cotton fabrics in favor of rayon, you think the answer lies in a nationwide rationing of tampons. The Senate Subcommittee on Cotton Conservation is skeptical, but has given you three minutes to present your case. What do you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Save the Penguins!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 00:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are an Environmental Protection Agency statistician who is asked by the U.S. Congress to justify your obscure research program. Unfortunately, the only significant discovery you&#8217;ve made is a positive cause-and-effeect correlation that proves a recent wave of scandals involving multiple members of Congress directly caused the loss of another billion tons of the polar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why&#8217;d You Do It?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve achieved the fourth and final round of interviews for a cushy job that would allow you to spend most of the day surfing the internet, talking in chat rooms, and instant messaging your jealous friends. The office loves you and your superb resume, and they even laugh heartily at all of your jokes. There&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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